Your quest begins, as all good ones do, in a tavern. A troubled monk offers you an odd pint and explains that their monastery can only brew more with the fire and flames of a mighty ancient dragon. You listen closely to the monk’s tale and realize this is just a metaphor for Troubled Monk using dragon fruit in their new beer.
Maybe you learned how to spell Mississippi when you were five and people thought you were smart. Maybe you grew up to work at a brewery, and MAYBE you forgot how to spell Mississippi. But maybe M.I.S.S.I.S.S.I.P.A is just a fun beer name, and maybe this is my job, and not a spelling bee!
You can blame it on our (ginger) roots, we showed up in (pink) boots and ruined your black tie affair! This year’s Pink Boots collaboration brew is a Guava Ginger Wheat Beer. Made by the Women of Troubled Monk, for all their friends in low places.
If The Crown Fits is a Dole Whip Kettle Sour brewed by the women of Troubled Monk, with a hop blend from the Pink Boots Society, to celebrate International Women’s Day. This is an easy-drinking, fruity beer fit for a queen. If the crown fits, wear it.
An uberdunkelweizenrauchsaurbier is a mysterious style that our head brewer discovered in an ancient dwelling hidden at the end of the labyrinth that only opens its doors once every 100 years. Either that, or he made it up and lied to us. Weird History has an origin, but it’s complicated.
Two roads diverged in a yellow wood. Bob took the one less traveled, and that has made all the difference. Craft beer would not be where it is today without Barley Bob, the Godfather of Barley. So, to celebrate his retirement, we brought Bob in and replicated his first beer ever. Fork In The Road is a beer by Bob, and it’s a beer for Bob.